The Dog Sells Out Appendix A: the criminally unclear map

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     Map © Newcastle City Council, May 2005
     Balls-achingly dull numberwork © The Burglar's Dog, most of that same year, and for what thanks? Fuck all, that's what.

     Appendix B: the depressing list
1. Mr Lynch
2. Hancock
3. Crow's Nest
4. Luckies
5. Sgt Peppers
6. Hotspur
7. Trent House
8. Old Orleans
9. Tavern
10. Pacific Bar Cafe
11. Percy Arms
12. Northumberland Arms
13. Three Bulls Heads
14. Goose
15. Madisons
16. Shearer's
17. Strawberry
18. Trillians
19. Dobsons
20. Fusion
21. Callaghans
22. Stout Fiddler / New Bridge
23. Fluid
24. Lord Collingwood
25. Meze Bar & Grill
26. FMs
27. Intermezzo
28. Bar 42
29. Rosie's
30. Newcastle Arms
31. Blackett Arms
32. Black Garter
33. Duke of Northumberland
34. Café 100
35. THE GATE
      Tiger Tiger
      Beyond
      Hide
      Mood
      Opera Piano Bar
      Bar Bannatyne
      Keel Row
36. Adelphi
37. Enigma
38. Bourgognes
39. Butlers
40. Lennons / Sam Jack's
41. Boom!
42. Bacchus
43. Market Lane
44. Lane
45. Popolo
46. themushroom
47. Idols
48. Rose & Crown
49. Popworld
50. The Duke
51. Fitzgeralds
52. Bar 55°
53. Barluga
54. City Vaults
55. Beehive
56. Old George
57. BIGG MARKET (Cloth Market side)
      Pumphreys
      Liquid
      Kiss
      Pig & Whistle
      Balmbra's Reflex
      Flares
58. The Attic
59. Vineyard
60. Living Room
61. The Bodega
62. Tilley's
63. The Star
64. Sports Café
65. Yates
66. Fleet Street
67. BIGG MARKET (Groat Market side)
      Bzar
      Blackie Boy
      Pop!
68. Union Rooms
69. Revolution
70. Apartment
71. @Home
72. The Lodge
73. Hoko-10
74. The Dog (and some other gay bars)
75. Camp David
76. Dog & Parrot
77. Eclipse
78. Coco.V
79. The Forth / Rafferty's
80. Gotham Town
81. O'Neills
82. Gengis / The Lounge
83. Head of Steam
84. Long Bar
85. Newcastle Hero
86. Centurion
87. North
88. Destination
89. Tokyo
90. Bar M
91. Some gay bars
      Twist
      Baron & Baroness
      The Other Rooms, apparently
92. Some more gay bars
      The Yard
      The Bank
      a couple of others
93. Telegraph
94. Pravda
95. Agora
96. Martha's
97. Crown Posada
98. Bridge Hotel
99. Cooperage
100. Quayside
101. Jimmyz
102. Casa
103. Those Quayside bars on the corner
       Red House
       Offshore 44
       Bob Trollop
       Quilted Camel
104. Akenside
105. Fever
106. Chase
107. thirty 3i8ht
108. Slug & Lettuce / Exchange
109. Flynn's
110. Bonded Warehouse / Wig & Pen
111. Waterline
112. Stereo
113. Egypt Cottage
114. Pitcher & Piano
115. Buffalo Joe's
116. Riverside Café Bar
117. Tanners
118. The Ship
119. The Cluny
120. Free Trade Inn
121. The Tyne





Thank fuck that's over.