November's feature has been delayed pending further consultation. We anticipate that a final decision will be taken on or around Friday 2nd November 2007.

We can, however, at this juncture inform you that it is more than likely to include the words "Quayside", "view from the Free Trade Inn", "George Wimpey" and "13-storey tower".

It is also extremely probable that there will be a more-than-liberal use of the C-word.

More to follow. In the meantime, here is a gentle reminder of the Burglar's Dog book, available from the following outlets: Be with you shortly.