Hello! Here we are on our Burglar's Dog summer holiday, sitting by the pool and soaking up some rays. The weather's great, the food's not bad, and we're having a brilliant time! Feet hurt! Just a quick note to say that we've been thinking of you for long enough to write some inane drivel about a place you'll never see, and to tell you that in our absence we've left you a cut out 'n' send postcard kit to play with. Isn't it nice, in the age of the instant e-mail or impersonal text message, to pop a tatty piece of card into some neglected postbox and then, three months later when it arrives on their mat, to have the recipient curse the day they met you? Go on, send one of your own. Let that special someone in your life know that you care. Our cards are absolutely free, or five for a pound. We've even done you a little back to glue onto the other side, like you're really going to bother printing the bastards out. Could you feed the cat? See you soon. Lots of love. The Burglar's Dog xxx